Fuck you all who thinks my jokes are cheeesy

Category: the Rant Board

Post 1 by Windows Vista home Basic (Account disabled) on Friday, 25-Dec-2009 22:34:26

Why are you even fucking posting if you don't give a shit. fuck your comments, fuck them all.

Post 2 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Friday, 25-Dec-2009 22:37:39

Just about every joke that gets posted on here is commented on. Obviously some are better than others. So if you don't like the feedback your jokes get, don't read the posts. It's not a slight on you.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 6:02:43

wow to post 1?. did we really need that topic?. you could have just made a response to the topic in question.

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 7:24:42

Agree with post two. and, calm down, no need to be so dramatic about it.

Post 5 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 7:46:21

lol?

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 11:34:12

Everyone has had the experience of telling a joke that has bombed and no one laughed. It's the same with posting jokes on here. You're going to get good and bad reactions. Deal with it!

Post 7 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 16:19:28

I didn't know you cussed! lol!

Post 8 by Senior (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 16:27:29

Well this is... better than the jokes in Christmas crackers.

What did one pig say to the other pig?

Will you be my penfriend?

Do you know that smiles is the longest word in the English language? Measure it. There's a mile between the first s and the second s.

Keep 'em coming WVHB, and I meant jokes not members of the opposite sex.

Post 9 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 19:46:31

oh wow, the bonbon jokes are extremely sad. Lol!

Post 10 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 19:47:50

I got a shocker out of my bon bon. If a red rooster lays red eggs, what colour eggs does a golden rooster lay?

Roosters don't lay eggs. lol

Post 11 by season (the invisible soul) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 19:56:08

to post one: be a grown up. basicly no one care if your joke is laughable or not. if it is laughable, most will just go hehehehe, if not, will go ha ha, so what? not something that effect your life in a long run. your user name itself is good enough to make jokes from it

Post 12 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 21:14:27

Also, when youa re referring to more than one person the third person s falls away, so "thinks", should really be think. Pretty basic, but given your lack of maturity on the topic I figured you might be in third grade needing some English lessons.

Post 13 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 0:33:34

Holly fuck! You guys have lame jokes. I have the lamest jokes but I don't get all pissed off.

Post 14 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 2:44:31

just wow dudes. lol

Post 15 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 3:19:17

I'm laughing just reading this. I mean, really! We all make jokes that people don't find funny or on which no one comments. It's just life. I probably bother everyone here on this site with all my computer and Greek-related posts. But those who choose not to read them don't, some may comment negatively and some may be helpful and comment positively. I'm sure some people wish I'd just leave this place entirely. But that's life. I don't let it get me down. It's not gonna make or break me and we don't really hate each other. We just have different views on things.

Post 16 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 14:15:48

If someone is reading a thread or post, they obviously are curious as to what it's about. If you don't like receiving negative reactions, then don't post.
And your rant was just as disappointing as your jokes. Too, you need to expand your vocabulary to more than the word fuck.
It takes a while to grow up sometimes, but hopefully, you'll get there.

Post 17 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 15:40:59

I love the word fuck!

Post 18 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 20:39:25

So what we're all trying to say here is....
Quit! Being! A! Bitch!

Post 19 by Miss M (move over school!) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 22:17:49

Oh, internet.

Post 20 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 6:50:37

I'm not sure which is more disappointing: Windows Vista home Basic the user or the OS.

Post 21 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 11:29:13

hehehe and what the fuck is holly fuck? would hurt i think. fucking holly would be painful, all those prickles, and before i get slammed, appologies to anyone named Holly. i meant the plant.

Post 22 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 14:36:28

Lol! They probably meant holy fuck.

Post 23 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 14:39:24

I'm going to fucking kill purpil people eater. Fucking sick fuck!

Post 24 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 17:55:11

Lol Scott, that's not very nice! :)

Post 25 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 22:09:34

Damn! This post is funny!

Post 26 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 29-Dec-2009 10:11:21

This post is fucked! And I agree with Tatsu ... I love the word fuck!

Post 27 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 29-Dec-2009 13:32:32

Lol! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Post 28 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 29-Dec-2009 13:40:36

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Let's just say fuck!! Fuck!

Post 29 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Tuesday, 29-Dec-2009 17:07:24

yes Darren, we know about this at, what age are you again?

Post 30 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 15:46:21

Fuck! Fuck! Ass! Shit! Hell!

Post 31 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 16:19:20

fuckety fuck fuck fuck!!! there's nothing wrong with saying fuck...what matters is that you know when it's appropriate and when it isn't.

Post 32 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 16:24:52

You know, there's a board somewhere in the let's talk section called the Leafan vs. Melodica out-fucking contest or something like that. That's sure to get some of you guys laughing your butts off. Have fun.

Post 33 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 18:54:12

very mature guys!

Post 34 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 19:58:02

Yes, cudos for maturity and intelegence. (scarcasm)

Post 35 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Wednesday, 30-Dec-2009 19:59:49

What a great example of how a topic, pointless to start with, can degenerate. lol

Post 36 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 31-Dec-2009 8:19:07

i'm sorry. not sure what compelled me to contribute to this ... um ... pointless subject. *shakes head and walks away ...*

Post 37 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 31-Dec-2009 9:38:14

It's just a harmless old joke that kind of grew up, probably a little too far, but who the fuck can stop it now? LOL As Chelsea said, maturity is knowing how to act in certain settings.

Post 38 by someone else (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 31-Dec-2009 11:55:27

Sarah, I love the word fuck too!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
LOL!

Post 39 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 7:26:01

And this board just gets better and better; have fun children! :)

Post 40 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 12:06:43

oh miss mature one! HOLIER than THOU. better than I. if you don't like it, then don't fucking read IT! LOL! You keep making comments that make you look real mature let me tell ya! hehehehe

Post 41 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 18:02:03

well said Shea; agreed 100%.

Post 42 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 20:06:07

Give me an f! Give me a u! Give me a c! Give me a k! What does that spell?

Post 43 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 20:25:53

Make sure you study its meaning first, kiddies ...
Have fun

Post 44 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 02-Jan-2010 23:58:45

that's what I say, and Shea, you have serious problems sweetie!

Post 45 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 2:23:15

Lmfao! Th3s is fucking fun! Fuck! Fo*k! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Post 46 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 10:11:07

@Rachel saying Shea has serious problems...take a look at yourself getting easily offended and calling people immature just because they cuss...Miss Holier than thou. the fact that you don't cuss doesn't make you better than anyone; it is what it is...so get over yourself and take a chill pill.

Post 47 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 10:14:55

Actually, Shea is one of the few on this board who made any sense. Thanks, Shea.

Post 48 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 10:18:20

amen to that!! thanks, Shea.

Post 49 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 11:18:05

Andthe link I posted to the audio "definition" of fuck is not, as I once thought, a Monty Python spoof of PBS, though I forget who it was.

Post 50 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 12:28:23

lmao, Alicia I love you! and well said love type person. lol! serious issues? i wouldn't go as far as it being serious but, it is freezing minus eight here. so nice of you to care!

Post 51 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 13:11:01

lmao Shea...love type person? I've never been called that, but I like it nonetheless.

Post 52 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 13:18:17

Yes, Chels, your now known as Love type person! lol!

Post 53 by Tatsu (Account disabled) on Sunday, 03-Jan-2010 16:22:10

lmfao!

Post 54 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 04-Jan-2010 10:11:53

Agree with Shea. Rachel, if you don't like it ... get over it. Many have posted jokes on these boards. A number of the jokes are not funny. But I don't slam the posters as having serious issues?

Post 55 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Friday, 15-Jan-2010 3:25:58

Chriss, Elizabeth, and sarah definitely have something wrong with them. I've spoken to all three and they are very strange folks. Indeed, one must be careful when speaking to them.

Post 56 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Friday, 15-Jan-2010 16:26:56

Was it necessary to call them out like that on this board?

Post 57 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 15-Jan-2010 19:11:58

Darren, you have serious problems too with your swearing fedish.
And I make no apologies for my outspokenness so deal with it, the same as I have to deal with other stuff on here.

Post 58 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Saturday, 16-Jan-2010 3:12:26

I don't and won't appologize for what I said either, and I feel I have nothing to appologize for. I think I had the right to say what I said, and did nothing wrong. That was definitely the truth. If you talk to them in person, you find they have nothing to say much, you hear a ton of silence and randomness but not a lot of productivity. When you talk to one privately you get nothing more then social awkwardness and self centered behavior. When you confront them and try to correct their behavior and help them, it's nothing less then whining and how much they Feel really bad. Sarah, Offered me Chriss's and Elizabeth's number because she said she didn't want to be the only one to be ranted at.

Post 59 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 19:44:06

oh god, there you go again RDFreak Rachel going on about how someone has serious issues because they swear; grow the hell up. if you can't deal with my outspokenness, oh well.

Post 60 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 20:23:54

Ah fuck it all!

Post 61 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 21:45:39

I certainly will figher of -- whatever your stupid name is; you're so clever to make that observation; we're all so proud of you.
Guys, just as the very rude fream shea said to me, don't read the boards if you can't hack it.
OK I'm off this board for good. You're all just a bunch of immature idiots it would seem (except for you Rachel - the other one that is :)

Post 62 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 22:02:44

I may have no business saying this but unless the user divulges their real name, for Internet safety sake probably should refer to them by user name not by actual name, unless they've come out and given it. Their profile makes me hope they have not, as while they're pretty young they're old enough to know what to say and what not to divulge on the net. It's a matter of Internet privacy.

Post 63 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 22:26:50

I wouldn't worry about that, they all seem to have gotten themselves banned. But I think I'm gonna stay away from this topic now too, since it's pointless.

Post 64 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2010 22:30:42

Lol?

Post 65 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 7:49:02

I guess this board is a symbol of what can too often be wrong with the Zone. We have one Rachel deeming me to have a swearing fetish and claiming I have serious issues, while not knowing me well at all. We have another running three people into the ground as low-quality human beings, presumably while not knowing those individuals well either.

Post 66 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 8:15:25

By the way, to take a little shot ... LOL Figher of Love and life, fream shea, swearing fedish? Wow. Maybe we need some editorial services.

Post 67 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 18:36:33

oh I agree Darren!!! I'll take Shea calling me love type person over figher...whatever my stupid name is anyday!! lollol.

Post 68 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 22:15:42

hmmm, so I have serious issues, am rude and now fream? what the fuck is fream? Or am I just stupid too? heheheh
Miss holier than thou, feelings are mutual, I love you too! xoxoxoxoxo!

Post 69 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 18:34:47

lmao Shea. I don't know what fream is either, so don't feel like the loan ranger!!! hehehehe.

Post 70 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Monday, 25-Jan-2010 4:50:02

Excuse me... did you just say I don't know them? How dare you!!! I spent hours on the phone and online for the sake of understanding them and helping them. I mean, it wasn't easy when they turned on me either. I wasted time on them and ran up my cellphone bill just to help these idiots... Are you kidding me...? I don't know them...? And, I actually know what hate and enemy means, so... there.

And, yes, thank you Rachel!!

Post 71 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Wednesday, 03-Feb-2010 15:06:48

I know this was many posts ago, but LMFA"O Scott!

To start a new topic saying fuck all of you and your comments is pretty unnecessary, for sure, but so is bashing people just because they act a certain way. This whole fucking topic is probably the funniest fucking joke I've read all day! Thanks Guys.

Post 72 by Kansas (Account disabled) on Friday, 28-Jan-2011 11:44:55

This is so screwed up. Get a life, you all.

Post 73 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Thursday, 24-Feb-2011 19:44:15

lmao, thanks for bringing this back guys. it made my day. :p