Category: the Rant Board
Why are you even fucking posting if you don't give a shit. fuck your comments, fuck them all.
Just about every joke that gets posted on here is commented on. Obviously some are better than others. So if you don't like the feedback your jokes get, don't read the posts. It's not a slight on you.
wow to post 1?. did we really need that topic?. you could have just made a response to the topic in question.
Agree with post two. and, calm down, no need to be so dramatic about it.
lol?
Everyone has had the experience of telling a joke that has bombed and no one laughed. It's the same with posting jokes on here. You're going to get good and bad reactions. Deal with it!
I didn't know you cussed! lol!
Well this is... better than the jokes in Christmas crackers.
What did one pig say to the other pig?
Will you be my penfriend?
Do you know that smiles is the longest word in the English language? Measure it. There's a mile between the first s and the second s.
Keep 'em coming WVHB, and I meant jokes not members of the opposite sex.
oh wow, the bonbon jokes are extremely sad. Lol!
I got a shocker out of my bon bon. If a red rooster lays red eggs, what colour eggs does a golden rooster lay?
Roosters don't lay eggs. lol
to post one: be a grown up. basicly no one care if your joke is laughable or not. if it is laughable, most will just go hehehehe, if not, will go ha ha, so what? not something that effect your life in a long run. your user name itself is good enough to make jokes from it
Also, when youa re referring to more than one person the third person s falls away, so "thinks", should really be think. Pretty basic, but given your lack of maturity on the topic I figured you might be in third grade needing some English lessons.
Holly fuck! You guys have lame jokes. I have the lamest jokes but I don't get all pissed off.
just wow dudes. lol
I'm laughing just reading this. I mean, really! We all make jokes that people don't find funny or on which no one comments. It's just life. I probably bother everyone here on this site with all my computer and Greek-related posts. But those who choose not to read them don't, some may comment negatively and some may be helpful and comment positively. I'm sure some people wish I'd just leave this place entirely. But that's life. I don't let it get me down. It's not gonna make or break me and we don't really hate each other. We just have different views on things.
If someone is reading a thread or post, they obviously are curious as to what it's about. If you don't like receiving negative reactions, then don't post.
And your rant was just as disappointing as your jokes. Too, you need to expand your vocabulary to more than the word fuck.
It takes a while to grow up sometimes, but hopefully, you'll get there.
I love the word fuck!
So what we're all trying to say here is....
Quit! Being! A! Bitch!
Oh, internet.
I'm not sure which is more disappointing: Windows Vista home Basic the user or the OS.
hehehe and what the fuck is holly fuck? would hurt i think. fucking holly would be painful, all those prickles, and before i get slammed, appologies to anyone named Holly. i meant the plant.
Lol! They probably meant holy fuck.
I'm going to fucking kill purpil people eater. Fucking sick fuck!
Lol Scott, that's not very nice! :)
Damn! This post is funny!
This post is fucked! And I agree with Tatsu ... I love the word fuck!
Lol! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Let's just say fuck!! Fuck!
yes Darren, we know about this at, what age are you again?
Fuck! Fuck! Ass! Shit! Hell!
fuckety fuck fuck fuck!!! there's nothing wrong with saying fuck...what matters is that you know when it's appropriate and when it isn't.
You know, there's a board somewhere in the let's talk section called the Leafan vs. Melodica out-fucking contest or something like that. That's sure to get some of you guys laughing your butts off. Have fun.
very mature guys!
Yes, cudos for maturity and intelegence. (scarcasm)
What a great example of how a topic, pointless to start with, can degenerate. lol
i'm sorry. not sure what compelled me to contribute to this ... um ... pointless subject. *shakes head and walks away ...*
It's just a harmless old joke that kind of grew up, probably a little too far, but who the fuck can stop it now? LOL As Chelsea said, maturity is knowing how to act in certain settings.
Sarah, I love the word fuck too!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
LOL!
And this board just gets better and better; have fun children! :)
oh miss mature one! HOLIER than THOU. better than I. if you don't like it, then don't fucking read IT! LOL! You keep making comments that make you look real mature let me tell ya! hehehehe
well said Shea; agreed 100%.
Give me an f! Give me a u! Give me a c! Give me a k! What does that spell?
Make sure you study its meaning first, kiddies ...
Have fun
that's what I say, and Shea, you have serious problems sweetie!
Lmfao! Th3s is fucking fun! Fuck! Fo*k! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
@Rachel saying Shea has serious problems...take a look at yourself getting easily offended and calling people immature just because they cuss...Miss Holier than thou. the fact that you don't cuss doesn't make you better than anyone; it is what it is...so get over yourself and take a chill pill.
Actually, Shea is one of the few on this board who made any sense. Thanks, Shea.
amen to that!! thanks, Shea.
Andthe link I posted to the audio "definition" of fuck is not, as I once thought, a Monty Python spoof of PBS, though I forget who it was.
lmao, Alicia I love you! and well said love type person. lol! serious issues? i wouldn't go as far as it being serious but, it is freezing minus eight here. so nice of you to care!
lmao Shea...love type person? I've never been called that, but I like it nonetheless.
Yes, Chels, your now known as Love type person! lol!
lmfao!
Agree with Shea. Rachel, if you don't like it ... get over it. Many have posted jokes on these boards. A number of the jokes are not funny. But I don't slam the posters as having serious issues?
Chriss, Elizabeth, and sarah definitely have something wrong with them. I've spoken to all three and they are very strange folks. Indeed, one must be careful when speaking to them.
Was it necessary to call them out like that on this board?
Darren, you have serious problems too with your swearing fedish.
And I make no apologies for my outspokenness so deal with it, the same as I have to deal with other stuff on here.
I don't and won't appologize for what I said either, and I feel I have nothing to appologize for. I think I had the right to say what I said, and did nothing wrong. That was definitely the truth. If you talk to them in person, you find they have nothing to say much, you hear a ton of silence and randomness but not a lot of productivity. When you talk to one privately you get nothing more then social awkwardness and self centered behavior. When you confront them and try to correct their behavior and help them, it's nothing less then whining and how much they Feel really bad. Sarah, Offered me Chriss's and Elizabeth's number because she said she didn't want to be the only one to be ranted at.
oh god, there you go again RDFreak Rachel going on about how someone has serious issues because they swear; grow the hell up. if you can't deal with my outspokenness, oh well.
Ah fuck it all!
I certainly will figher of -- whatever your stupid name is; you're so clever to make that observation; we're all so proud of you.
Guys, just as the very rude fream shea said to me, don't read the boards if you can't hack it.
OK I'm off this board for good. You're all just a bunch of immature idiots it would seem (except for you Rachel - the other one that is :)
I may have no business saying this but unless the user divulges their real name, for Internet safety sake probably should refer to them by user name not by actual name, unless they've come out and given it. Their profile makes me hope they have not, as while they're pretty young they're old enough to know what to say and what not to divulge on the net. It's a matter of Internet privacy.
I wouldn't worry about that, they all seem to have gotten themselves banned. But I think I'm gonna stay away from this topic now too, since it's pointless.
Lol?
I guess this board is a symbol of what can too often be wrong with the Zone. We have one Rachel deeming me to have a swearing fetish and claiming I have serious issues, while not knowing me well at all. We have another running three people into the ground as low-quality human beings, presumably while not knowing those individuals well either.
By the way, to take a little shot ... LOL Figher of Love and life, fream shea, swearing fedish? Wow. Maybe we need some editorial services.
oh I agree Darren!!! I'll take Shea calling me love type person over figher...whatever my stupid name is anyday!! lollol.
hmmm, so I have serious issues, am rude and now fream? what the fuck is fream? Or am I just stupid too? heheheh
Miss holier than thou, feelings are mutual, I love you too! xoxoxoxoxo!
lmao Shea. I don't know what fream is either, so don't feel like the loan ranger!!! hehehehe.
Excuse me... did you just say I don't know them? How dare you!!! I spent hours on the phone and online for the sake of understanding them and helping them. I mean, it wasn't easy when they turned on me either. I wasted time on them and ran up my cellphone bill just to help these idiots... Are you kidding me...? I don't know them...? And, I actually know what hate and enemy means, so... there.
And, yes, thank you Rachel!!
I know this was many posts ago, but LMFA"O Scott!
To start a new topic saying fuck all of you and your comments is pretty unnecessary, for sure, but so is bashing people just because they act a certain way. This whole fucking topic is probably the funniest fucking joke I've read all day! Thanks Guys.
This is so screwed up. Get a life, you all.
lmao, thanks for bringing this back guys. it made my day. :p